February 2012
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Oh I see how it is. Bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”, but when I do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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How to be tumblr famous?
step 1: be born hot
that Anderson Cooper guy looks like he hangs a family portrait above his fireplace and keeps women inside a cage in his basement.
me: I want an ipad
grandma: is there something wrong with your eye?
me: no
grandma: then why would you want an eye pad?
reblog if you think Nicolas Cage is a vampire
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Is there really gonna be a remake of Martyrs starring Kristen Stewart?????
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“I just want to do hoodrat shit with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath
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the only thing you’ll gain this Valentine’s day is weight.
who wants to hate everyone with me
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Twitter: who is this Bonny Bear?
Facebook: omg who the hell is Bon Iver even
Tumblr: yes yes yes!!! Bon Iver won!!!
Myspace:
My sister hates Adele, so I kicked her out of the house. She’s 6
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R.I.P Ashlee Simpson's career
“i almost burned my nipple while cooking”
– my mom
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My favorite part of The Human Centipede is the part where none of them wore Ed Hardy.
there are two types of people in this world.
those who have good taste, and those who wear ed hardy jeans.
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silvuple asked: what are you doing this valentines day?
Can’t wait to secretly kill my future husband for life insurance
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Anonymous asked: Some advice? How do I tell my parents I'm a lesbian in a not so blunt way?
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