December 2011
2012 end of the world prediction
me: dad im gay
dad: me too
fan vids with crappy music in the background and papyrus font
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on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me.. nothing cause im single
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Clams Casino - I’m God
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dear sitcoms,
ur not fooling anyone with those laughs.
I wish I was Italian so i can randomly kiss pretty people twice and use my ethnicity as an excuse
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You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing, when you turned around and a tear came down and I whispered to myself… facebook TIMELINE.
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Anonymous asked: just wanna ask, in what country do you live?
Anonymous asked: You're evil. Just saying.
Anonymous asked: My goldfish keep dying. What should I do?
imagine if there’s autoplay on your dashboard and it’s endless scrolling
Anonymous asked: I was 17. I peed in the English hallway, and my teacher made me lick it up.
will-you-fuck-me-if-i asked: everything about you turns me on
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everytime you sing the song “let it snow”, people die in Canada
mom: oh you look nice! where are you going?
me: *plugs in my webcam*
I live in constant fear of birds shitting on me
